A SpokenFood Review






Friday night, a week ago. Swamped. I walked in the door at Brianno’s Deli Italia in Eagan, Minnesota for the first time ever, and that indescribable smell that can only be a true pizzeria punched me right in the nose. Then I realized it wasn’t just pizza they were making. It was the damn Festival of San Remo. There were easily a dozen people waiting on a snowy Minnesota night, and maybe only half were there for pizza.
Generally speaking, we don’t do restaurant reviews here at SpokenFood.com, but this place changed our minds. There are moments, rare ones, when you walk into a place for the first time and you feel it before you taste it.
At Brianno’s, the room and the rhythm tell you. Before the pizza hits the box, before the bread and special basil vinaigrette take you back to childhood, before the cannoli ever crinkles against your teeth, you already know—this place is different.
Sure, a busy pizza joint on a Friday night in Minnesota is de rigueur even if you’re only firing on six out of eight cylinders on the quality scale—but these people were walking out with trays of lasagna, bags of freshly made and frozen sausage and broccolini raviolo, manicotti, and loaves of fresh bread, golden and inviting.
Pressure during the dinner rush typically strips away manners. It exposes impatience. Minnesota nice turns brittle. It tests whether “hospitality” is branding or belief—so I asked questions on purpose.
Tony, the 30-year manager, stopped what he was doing. He faced me and looked me in the eye even while quietly keeping a finger on the pulse of the shop. He answered me fully and cheerfully. No performance. No irritation. Just present in the moment, helping someone take home a good dinner.
The rest of the crew were a study in economy of motion. Everyone moving. Everyone working. Making pizzas. Ringing up customers. No shouting. No rancor—not once. Some customers were even asked twice after ordering (by different, available staff), “Can I get you anything?” with a genuine smile. It was a beautiful choreography.
I went simple on the pizza: sausage, pepperoni, onion, green olive. A classic framework—no hiding zones. The thing about truly great pizza is this: every ingredient, standing alone, is already delicious. Memorably so. I chronicled this in my last novel, The Parlor, about a Chicago pizzeria enmeshed in a Mafia struggle.
“Great pizza is not simply additive. It’s exponential. When each ingredient is balanced properly, when no single note bullies the others, you don’t get multiplication—you get alchemy. You get…magic.”
That first Brianno’s pie was exactly that. Balance. Heat. Salt. Fat. Brine. Char. Pull. The sausage didn’t dominate; rather, it delivered perfect fat-and-fennel kisses. The pepperoni wasn’t laced with nitrite. The onion didn’t sulk. The olive didn’t spike. The cheese was fatty-rich with beautiful pull, and with that sweet, ultra-tomatoey sauce, it married everything together.
It was, in the truest sense of the word, a partnership. Harmony. Just like the crew, this pizza had balance and thought.
I’ve had pizza all across this country: Joe’s and Patsy’s in New York City. Chicago deep-dish meccas and Vito & Nick’s tavern-style bar pies. Phenomenal. There was a guy in Los Angeles in the 1980s named Wolfgang Puck who ran a place called Spago and made a pizza with—get this—smoked salmon and arugula (considered ultra-revolutionary for its time). I’ve devoured the single best Margherita pizza of my life in Denver.
All of these were, in their own right, magical.
Brianno’s Deli Italia pizza is every bit as good.
Before I left, I had Tony slice me some hot capicola from the deli case. That meat—fatty, textural, peppery in the right spots—was the headliner in a monstrous sandwich I had over the weekend, reminding me of the incredible hoagies I’ve had on the East Coast over the years. Gabbagool, baby.
The bread sealed the deal—as did the dough for the pizza crust.
There are no dough conditioners hiding sins here. No chemical elasticity masquerading as a lifeline to freshness. The crust has real muscularity—structure, not stiffness. The inner crumb is tender and inviting but disciplined. Exactly the same with the pizza dough.
The spin-dish is this: a simple bread loaf and a vinaigrette of ingenious thought—basil infused in EVOO, a shot of balsamic, garlic and anchovies, parmesan and (I think) pine nuts and natural herbs, all enough to make you want to book a ticket to Tuscany as soon as you taste it. For some regulars, it’s their go-to order: come in, order a big loaf or boule of bread and a pint of the sauce, and walk right back out the door. Nothing more. It’s a grounding, unctuous, and deeply satisfying and complex dressing. I’ll use it in my next homemade Caesar salad.
Finally, there was the cannoli.
The shell cracked cleanly. And I’m not exaggerating when I tell you I almost stopped breathing after the first bite. The ricotta filling was cool, bright with lemon and vanilla, properly sweet and blissfully creamy—no heavy-handed sugar. Balanced again, always balanced. This kind of cannoli doesn’t need adjectives. It was like eating a dream. They fill each one by hand, custom-to-order. These babies don’t sit in a display case getting soggy.
What ultimately separates Brianno’s from the Minnesota-style pizza herd isn’t just the clean execution—it’s the absence of staged performance. This isn’t an ordinary pizza place; it’s a full-blown market of Italy’s best, with taupe-stamped concrete from floor to ceiling that feels like you walked in off a piazza in Turin. No one here is selling charm to justify luxury pricing, and the prices themselves are reasonable and worthy considering the thoughtful quality. It’s working-class fare 2.0, done with professional seriousness and moral pride. These people love good food – and more importantly—they love feeding people.
That’s not branding. It’s belief, and this is where my pizza philosophy sneaks back into the room.
When every single element is balanced correctly, it doesn’t just add or multiply—it goes exponential. Truly great pizza isn’t just complicated alchemy anymore. It’s magic, plain and simple and it explains fully why the great allure of Brianno’s Deli Italia demands your patronage.
By the time I was out the door after that second visit, there was no doubt in my mind, not about whether the food was great—that prospect had been settled.
No, what lingered was something quieter and far more satisfying: connection. A quiet, sure voice inside. A draw that says we want you back—and not just for great food and variety, but because they made room for us, and they meant it. You can see it in their eyes.
And that’s exactly where I am right now…looking forward to the next visit.
Brianno’s Deli Italia
2280 Cliff Road, Eagan, MN 55122
651-895-1174
Brianno’s Deli Italia Eagan MN – Takeaway food – Eagan – Order online
Hours:
Tue–Wed: 11 AM – 7:30 PM
Thu–Sat: 11 AM – 8 PM
Sun: 11 AM – 7 PM
(Website lists Monday as closed, but it was open the night I visited—lucky me.)
Excerpts taken from The Parlor, by John Louis Lauber.
https://www.amazon.com/Parlor-John-Louis-Lauber/dp/B0DQCR3M81
Excellent review Jack, loved it, like reading one of your books. We will be sure to check out Brianno’s. I’ve heard of the joint just never been there. Sounds wonderful ! Keep the reviews coming and if you ever want an on site second opinion I’ll tag along.
Paul, thank you for your kind words. I do hope you try it. It’s a great place.
Jack this is great!! Thanks for sharing this story I will have to stop and try some pizza !!
I’m hungry just reading your story
Great job.
Thanks, John. Definitely try the parmesan-crusted chicken. And make sure you get a loaf or a boule of bread and the basil vinaigrette. You won’t regret it.
Been there 20 years ago when we lived in Eagan. I’ll go back when I visit my parents in Inver grove. Great review. I love your writing style. Well done.
Thanks Mike. I had heard of it before but never tried it. It changed hands along the way. Having the food experience I do, I was blown away by both the quality and the very apparent sincerity of the people. I live a mile and a half from there now and it is my new go-to place. Glad you enjoyed the review. Be well!
What a great review! I’ve never heard of the place but will for sure stop there next time I’m in the area!!!
Thanks Tina! I don’t generally do reviews here, but this place was worth reviewing. Bon appetit!